theopiumwars asked: There once was a girl named Julie/ Sometimes she could be pretty coolie/ But she was truly a dork/ If she was a utensil, she'd be a spork/ But I suppose that's why we are friends
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(Source: the--great--intelligence, via did-someone-say-misha)
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Anonymous asked: What was the last thing you licked?
probably my best friends face and/or shoulder
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(Source: saccrilegious, via manicmindset)
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but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat youWe (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
^ that comment >
(Source: wildcatmary, via mustacherachelmustache)
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I just want to make out with somebody.
Is that really so much to ask
(via that-potter-guy)
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hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
This made me tear up a little bit :’)
(via mustacherachelmustache)
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If you don’t immediately get this, your Whovian license has been revoked.
I dont even watch the show and I get it
(via moffaaaaaaat)
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At first I didn’t notice what changed….and then it hit me.
i think i just died
(Source: the-doctor-to-my-tardis, via moffaaaaaaat)
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- Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
- Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
- Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
- Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
- Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
- Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
- Asexual People: what
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if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face
(via isthisjustphantasy)
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When I hear Irish music and I’m not at a feis or listening to my iPod:
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(Source: moronicalake, via notahoe)
