Let's see if you bastards can do 90

Who am I?

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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Natalie’s butt is nice

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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